I used to be a sex machine

Dear Pastor,

I was a man of the world before I became a Christian. I don't like to speak of the past, but nevertheless, the period was historic.

I had many young women and they were between the ages of 18 and 26, but with one exception; I dated a woman who was 56 years old and I was 40. The young girls were all attracted to me initially because of my looks, and then later on by how I stimulated them and had sexual intercourse with them. I would shave their vaginas, play with the clitorises, place my tongue in their ears, and use my tongue on their backs. I would suck their nipples, place my tongue in their navels, and use my finger to play around their G-spots before I inserted my penis. The women climaxed several times.

These young girls and the elderly woman loved me to death. I used a special vagina cream on the elderly woman who had a large vagina, but she just loved the sex and wanted it every day. I ended up having seven children with five different women, including my wife. I take care of all my children and gave them my name. God didn't throw away Ishmael, but blessed him because he was Abraham's seed.

I have learnt that if a man can stimulate a woman well and have great sex, then the woman will stay with him and provide him with money. Good sex is greater than money, and women will pay for it. They call me 'sweet wood'.

P.

Dear P.,

What I must say to you is that I thank God that you have become a Christian. You say in your letter that you were "a man of the world". You seem to have had no difficulty in having women.

What surprises me is that you only have seven children. For someone who was so wild, you were fortunate to have only impregnated five women. You say that you have supported all your children. I am glad to hear that you supported them.

The 56-year-old woman did not get pregnant because of her age, but she had you as her lollipop. Thank God for Jesus, you are now a changed man. I wish you well. I hope you can take time to instruct young people on how they can behave themselves and not try to take advantage of women. Thank you for writing. Continue to serve the Lord.

Pastor