Girlfriend takes care of my ‘marbles’

Dear Pastor,

My girlfriend told me that she examines her breasts once or twice per month. She also says that it is important for a man to examine his testicles once or twice per month, while he is having a bath or shower.

I was not aware of that. She said I should make sure that my testicles are soapy, and I should run my fingers on them to find out if there is any lump or swelling on them. In that way, I would discover if there is any swelling, unevenness or change in the size of my scrotum. If I feel any pain in my testicles, then I should go to the doctor.

Sometimes my girlfriend helps me to examine them. I was a little embarrassed at first when she held them. I thought she was engaging in foreplay, but she wasn't. She is a nurse, and while I must admit that I enjoy what she does, it took me a while to become accustomed to it. Needless to say, I am going to marry this young woman as soon as I am financially able to do so.

G.H.

Dear G.H.,

I would like to say that your girlfriend gave you good advice, and I hope that you have continued to examine your testicles without her help. You may save yourself from physical problems in the future.

Pastor